Twelve weeks. Four gates. One number.

Four 3-week blocks, a gate at each boundary

Long remote cohorts leak at weeks four and five. Four short arcs with a gate at day 21 don’t. You pass a gate with evidence, not a presentation.

1. 1

   Evidence · weeks 1–3

   Gate: 30 logged interviews and one falsified hypothesis

2. 2

   Ship · weeks 4–6

   Gate: A live product and 10 users who did not know you before

3. 3

   Revenue and model · weeks 7–9

   Gate: First paid revenue or a signed LOI, plus a defensible model

4. 4

   Scale-path and capital · weeks 10–12

   Gate: Demo Day and graduation review

The week

Workshops — the way in before the batch

Three hours each. You leave with the artefact, not notes about it.

• Your first 10 customers

  Three hours on the only growth channel that works before you have a product: doing things that do not scale.

  You leave with: A written ICP + 20-name target list + the outbound sequence you will send this week

  Date to be announced · US$39 (US$13 regional)

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• A model that survives an investor

  Build a three-statement model, then break someone else's — including the six errors investors find first.

  You leave with: Your own 18-month model, plus a marked audit of a model with six planted errors

  Date to be announced · US$39 (US$13 regional)

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• SAFEs and dilution without the lawyer

  What you are actually signing: caps, discounts, MFN, the option-pool shuffle, and what your cap table looks like after two rounds.

  You leave with: Your own cap table modelled through a SAFE and a priced round, with the waterfall checked

  Date to be announced · US$39 (US$13 regional)

  Tell me when it runs

Join the first batch’s waitlist

The batch opens when there are enough founders to fill the pods. Your line on the list moves that date.